1. Raccoon Suit Mario, Super Mario Bros. 3

And just like that, you’re into furries…

2. April O’Neil, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Arcade Game

This anchorwoman breaks news AND hearts. COWABUNGA!

3. Bill “Mad Dog” Rizer, Contra


4. Princess Toadstool, Super Mario Bros. 2

Princess Toadstool isn’t just a total babe, she’s also the best character in the game.

5. Pit, Kid Icarus

This gorgeous Greek eye candy will LITERALLY shoot an arrow through your heart.

6. Wendy, Maniac Mansion

According to her bio, Wendy is an aspiring writer, but she’s already written the book on hotness. YOWZA!

7. Cheetah, World Class Track Meet

Just LOOK at those thighs, they’re like FOUR pixels wide. #JACKED

8. Princess Zelda, The Legend of Zelda

Excuse YOU, Princess…for being so damn fine!

9. The “medium” player, Ice Hockey

Not too husky, not too skinny, “medium guy” is juuuuuust right.

10. Samus, Metroid


Best. Ending. Ever.

11. Nana, Ice Climber

This arctic hottie oughta CLIMB out of that parka!

12. Akira Dragon, Tecmo World Wrestling

This should be the whole game, just watching him lift. It’s perfect.

13. Dark Queen, Battletoads


Dang, girl, how do you fit all that into only eight bits???

14. Link, The Legend of Zelda

It’s dangerous to go alone! Take ME.

Read more: http://buzzfeed.com/moerder/the-all-time-sexiest-8-bit-hunks-and-hotties

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