One day you’ll get along with them. One day.

1. Growing up with an older brother meant you were always the butt of the joke.

Growing up with an older brother meant you were always the butt of the joke.

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ALWAYS taken advantage of.

2. You would always get punished for something you didn’t do because he knew how to manipulate your parents more than you did.

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Mom: “Who painted the dog blue?” You: “Not me!” Wrong, it was you. Not your brother. It’s always you.

3. You had to play all by yourself because your brother was too busy playing with kids his own age.

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He was too cool to play Pokémon cards with you, he would rather play Grand Theft Auto.

4. New clothes wasn’t an option for you. All your “new clothing” was your brother’s old clothing.

New clothes wasn't an option for you. All your "new clothing" was your brother's old clothing.

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If it was too big for you, “Don’t worry, you’ll grow into it.”

5. You have trust issues because of that one time he gave you dog food and convinced you it was cereal.

You have trust issues because of that one time he gave you dog food and convinced you it was cereal.

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6. You lived in fear because you never knew how your brother would creep up on you and scare you.

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You are now traumatized of clowns, chainsaws, spiders, snakes, and the list goes on and on.

7. After all, he was an expert at making your nightmares come to life.

After all, he was an expert at making your nightmares come to life.

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Always check inside the closet and under your bed. And always be armed with a baseball bat.

8. He never gave up in finding creative ways to convince you that you were adopted.

He never gave up in finding creative ways to convince you that you were adopted.

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Your parents would always rush to console you and tell you otherwise while your brother stood in the corner with a smirk on his face and without any remorse.

9. Your brother’s dangerous stunt required a human volunteer. OK, no problem. He would use you.

Your brother's dangerous stunt required a human volunteer. OK, no problem. He would use you.

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End result: You crying, a few scratches and perhaps some life-long scars.

10. You were always the victim of all his evil jokes.

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Whether it was an alien attack or the death of your pet, you would always believe what your brother said despite the numerous lies he had told you in the past.

11. You were also the target of physical abuse or as your brother would call it “brotherly love.”

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It looked bad, but you would come out A-OK! He only meant to show you his love.

12. “But I want to walk ahead…” Nope! You are the youngest, therefore inferior and all your arguments were always invalid.

"But I want to walk ahead..." Nope! You are the youngest, therefore inferior and all your arguments were always invalid.

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Sometimes you still struggle to voice your opinion.

13. You always had the never-ending argument of “I’m the favorite child” with him.

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But deep down you know that you are the favorite.

14. You had so many fights with him in which you would end up crying and your parents forced you to hug it out.

15. The pointless fights NEVER ended.

16. You would often times try to seem tougher than you were.

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17. Your parents had to find creative ways to make you get along.

Your parents had to find creative ways to make you get along.

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18. Fighting over the remote was a daily routine.

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He wanted to watch his basketball game and you wanted to watch Pokémon. He always won, you always lost.

19. When playing video games you had no choice but to be player two and get the controller with the broken joy stick.

When playing video games you had no choice but to be player two and get the controller with the broken joy stick.

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20. He never gave you a decent Christmas present.

He never gave you a decent Christmas present.

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Most times it was a gag gift or something he simply didn’t want anymore.

21. Or a birthday present for that matter.

Or a birthday present for that matter.

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22. Sharing is not your best quality because of that one time he never returned your scooter, and that one time you broke his action figure.

Sharing is not your best quality because of that one time he never returned your scooter, and that one time you broke his action figure.

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After that, he would never lend you anything and in return you wouldn’t either.

23. He owes you hundreds of dollars because that’s how he convinced you to do things.

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“I’ll give you a dollar if you go get me a cereal from the kitchen.” OK, brb!

24. You thought twice before doing something to him because he would get back to you and it would be 10 times worse.

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You better start running and find a good place to hide.

25. But although he took all your food…

But although he took all your food...

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He made you cry each and every single time and he would enjoy every minute of it.

26. And although he tortured you constantly…

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All those wedgies and noogies you had to tolerate…

27. Your brother has secretly looked after you…

Your brother has secretly looked after you...

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“Here, before mom and dad come home. And don’t tell them I gave you this!”

28. And you know that he will always be there for you.

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Oh, brother!

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“You’re small, it will definitely hold your weight…”

1. Everything was yours, nothing was theirs.


2. You sabotaged their food and gleefully awaited their disgust.

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3. You “played” them in video games because their fury and frustration fueled you.

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4. And then you played their friends in video games for the same reason.

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They always looked at you like some sort of god.

5. But allowing them around YOUR friends was out of the question, no matter what they tried to do to impress you.

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6. You got a real kick out of embarrassing them, especially around their ~crush~.

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7. But really, you’d settle for any potential audience.

But really, you’d settle for any potential audience.

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8. If they loved something, you messed with it.


9. You made carefully designed wagers with them that they could never win.

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10. Consequently, if you ever wanted something they had, it wasn’t theirs for long.

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11. You convinced them they were from another planet and that you were just letting them stay with you until the mothership returned.

You convinced them they were from another planet and that you were just letting them stay with you until the mothership returned.

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Or some variation on that general concept.

12. You hid more than a few gross items in or around their bed.


13. And scared them every time you got the chance.


14. Really, any opportunity to inconvenience them was an opportunity you jumped on.


15. You took advantage of the fact that there’s nothing they wouldn’t do for a dollar.

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16. Any new style they were sporting was a prime target for ridicule.

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17. That goes for their taste in music as well.


18. You used them as your personal test subject for things your were unsure about.

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19. And to give bad haircuts.

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20. And to practice wrestling moves on.

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21. And to be your makeup canvas.


So go apologize to your younger sibling for being so terrible. Once you gain their trust back, begin again.

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