1. He appreciates the finer things in life:

2. He once did mushrooms with his cat:

After the experience, he told David Letterman that he “had no doubt that [the cat] was his brother.”

3. He may or may not be a vampire from the 1870s:

5. or the Virgin Mary:

6. or a British soldier during the War Of 1812:

7. or Spongebob:

8. or Mexican War Of Independence leader Miguel Hidalgo:

9. or a black man from the 1970’s:

10. His HAIR:

11. He was once stalked by a mime:

“I was being stalked by a mime—silent, but maybe deadly. Somehow, this mime would appear on the set and start doing strange things. Finally, the producers took some action and I haven’t seen the mime since. But it was definitely unsettling.”

12. He makes a great desktop background:

13. This somehow happened to him:

14. He looks suspiciously like an owl:

15. He has a pet octopus.

It was part of a “$276,000 spending spree that included two king cobras and an octopus. He claimed that he bought the octopus because it would help him with his acting.”

16. He has a tattoo of Woody the Woodpecker:

17. He’ll help you wake up in the morning:

18. And he can help get you a job:

19. He isn’t afraid to take what he wants:

From Kathleen Turner’s biography:

“He was arrested, I think, once for stealing a dog. He’d come across a chihuahua he liked and stuck it in his jacket.”

20. He was originally every single member of the Avengers:

But he had to drop out after being told that the movie would break “too many records.” This may not be true.

21. He once went crazy in Romania:

After leaving a club in the country while promoting “Ghost Rider,” he got into a fight with his friend and ran through the streets yelling “I thought we were brothers, man,” and “I’ll die in the name of honor.”

22. He can help teach you biology if you’re in Serbia:

THREE WORDS:

26. And once more in spanish:

27. He bought, and plans to be buried in this pyramid tomb:

28. Mustache:

29. He got Johnny Depp his first acting gig:

“I said, ‘I really think you are an actor, that you have that ability.’ That was just from playing one game of Monopoly with him.”

30. He’s everyone’s favorite Pokemon:

31. His middle name is Kim.

He was born Nicolas Kim Coppola.

32. And he takes his stage name from the superhero Luke Cage:

33. In fact, he loves comic books so much that his son’s name is “Kal-El”:

Superman’s name as a boy.

34. He gets really into his roles:

35. He combines to form Voltron:

36. He played a fry cook in “Fast Times At Ridgemont High”:

And I’ll be damned if he wasn’t the best fry cook to grace the Silver Screen.

37. He once gave a chameleon a cigarette:

38. He once ate a cockroach – three times in a row:

It was while filming the movie “Vampire’s Kiss”. The scene took three tries.

40. He looks great as a cholo:

41. Because, honestly, these movies:

42. And because of this picture:

Read more: http://buzzfeed.com/daves4/reasons-why-nicolas-cage-is-the-greatest-actor-of

After being inundated with complaints by jerks on the internet after she was selected to present at the 2012 Ubisoft E3 press conference last year, Tyler wrote the following manifesto to her haters on her facebook:

Dear Gamers

I play.

I’ve played since I was a little kid.

Since I begged my dad to buy me a Nintendo LCD Donkey Kong, Jr.

Since I blew through three weeks’ allowance playing Defender at the laundromat.

Since you were a twinge in the left side of your daddy’s underoos.

I’ve been a gamer since I made friends with a girl in the 5th grade just to get at her Atari.

Since I missed the bus playing Galaga after school.

Since I missed the start of Return of the Jedi playing Tempest in the theater lobby.

You think you know. You don’t know.

I’ve been a gamer since before you could read.

Since I aced midterms after staying up all night playing Evil Tetris.

Since I became dorm champ at Leisure Suit Larry.

Since I double-wielded on Time Crisis 3 at Fuddrucker’s.

I was a voice in not one, but two major video game titles.

I hosted the Reach Beta tutorial.

I was a Gears of War superfan panelist at ComicCon.

I hosted the Ubisoft presser at E3 2012.

I didn’t do any of it for the money.

For most I got paid next to nothing, and for some, less than that.

I did it because I love video games.

Because I’ve dreamt since I was a kid of being in one of the games I love.

How many games have you done voices for?

How many cons have you repped at?

Your buddy’s Unreal Tournament garage deathmatch doesn’t count.

I go to E3 each year because I love video games.

Because new titles still get me high.

Because I still love getting swag.

Love wearing my gamer pride on my sleeve.

People ask me what console I play.

Motherfucker, ALL of them.

I get invited to E3 because real gamers know I’m a gamer.

I don’t do it for the money.

I have plenty of money.

I don’t do it for the fame.

Fuck fame.

I do it because I love video games.

I don’t give out my gamertag because I don’t want a mess of noob jackholes lining up

to assassinate me on XBL.

I don’t give a shit what you think about my gamerscore.

I don’t play to prove a point.

I don’t play to be the best.

I play because I love it.

I play.

I’ve been playing my whole life.

I’m not ashamed of it.

I don’t apologize for it.

It’s who I am.

To the core.

I’m a gamer.

So to all the haters out there who claim I don’t play;

To the GAF dicks,

Gamespot trolls,

To every illiterate racist douchebag on Youtube:

Flame away. Go nuts.

Post every jackass comment your heart desires.

I’ll still be playing when your mom’s kicked you out of her basement

and you have to sell your old-ass console

and get a real job.

For now, I say to you respectfully,

and I mean this from the bottom of my heart,

GFYS.

Did Aisha win this battle between her dignity and the internet trolls? As Lana on Archer might say, “YUUUUP!”

Read more: http://buzzfeed.com/whitneyjefferson/remember-when-aisha-tyler-owned-the-trolls-who-challenged-he

11 Questions With Demi Lovato

When Demi was at BuzzFeed last week working on a few posts (due out next week!) we asked you to send us some questions for her via Twitter. Boy, did you all oblige! Her answers below:

1. On her label and working with Simon Cowell:

Demi: I’m really happy with my label right now. We made a really great record together. The president of my label … has been so supportive of me and we’ve actually had heart-to-heart talks — I’ve seen him cry. You don’t find that in the music industry anymore. That’s why I really love my label, they care about me. They say, “If you need time off, go take time off. We’re here for you.” But! I also love Simon, and either one would be great.

2. On stage diving:

Demi: I would love to. I’ve crowd surfed a couple of times. It’s a little dangerous… [Miguel] wasn’t really a stage dive. That was… That was a mistake.

3. On video games:

Demi: I would play Nintendo 64. Princess Peach in Mario Kart. The Sea-Doo one. Bubble Blaster? Clay Fighter. I also played Grand Theft Auto.

4. On the time she yelled out the window to Ben Stiller:

Demi: I don’t know! I tweeted that I wonder if he found out I’m a musician or if he thinks I’m just a crazy girl that yelled at him. I still don’t know to this day if he bought it.

5. On romantic gestures:

Demi: There was a time where I was out of town for a couple of months — I was away — and this person would fly out every single weekend. [They’d] take the red eye Friday night, would see me for just a couple of hours on Saturday, just a couple hours on Sunday, and would fly back to be at work on Monday. He would fly out every single weekend for the amount of time I was away. I thought that was the sweetest, most caring thing that anyone has ever done for me. Yeah. You gotta know how to find ‘em. When you do, you can’t go back to dating immature guys.

6. On dog breeds (she’s allergic!):

Demi: Umm, I think I like shih tzus because I have three of them. My other dog is a mutt, and I have to be careful because I’m allergic to her. It’s gotten better now, but I always have to take Benadryl whenever I [see her].

7. On elephants, turtles, and finger monkeys:

Demi: A small elephant! Who would pick the other one? I like finger monkeys, have you ever seen those? They[‘re so small] they can wrap around your finger! But they grow up… and that’s unfortunate.

8. On this season:

Demi: Iced coffee. I’m kind of obsessed with iced coffee.

9. On a potential career on Broadway:

Demi: I have never considered doing Broadway ‘cause I have so many other dreams that I’m so passionate about — BUT I have a feeling one day I’ll end up doing it because I say that it’s not my passion. I’ll be like, “No, I’ll never do it,” and then I’ll go do it.

10. On her ever-changing hair color:

Demi: I think I’m gonna stay blonde for a while but because I said that it’ll probably change! I swear that’s how it always happens.

11. On twerking:

Demi: I do know how to twerk — but I save it for the bedroom. I feel like my twerking doesn’t need to be captured in front of the whole world. Hey, kudos to anyone that twerks in public, though!

Thanks, Demi!

Read more: http://buzzfeed.com/whitneyjefferson/11-questions-with-demi-lovato

Lena Dunham took a selfie.

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Ben and Casey Affleck showed some brotherly love.

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Jason Statham was not that into taking a photo with Rosie Hunington-Whiteley.

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Leo went ham.

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This picture of Al Roker and Giada De Laurentiis is cute — until you realize that Al is pooping his pants.

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Jamie Linden and Zooey Deschanel looked like deer in headlights.

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Kerry and Quentin gave face for the camera.

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Robert Pattinson flew solo.

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Brad Goreski and Jessica Alba hugged it out.

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Leo, Jonah Hill, and Bradley Cooper talk about something important.

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Vanessa Hudgens and Ashley Tisdale brainstormed how to make a High School Musical 4.

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Bill Murray’s facial hair remained awesome while dancing with Kristen Wiig.

Julianne Hough popped some bubbly.

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Josh Hutcherson showed just up JUST to take this photo.

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The Modern Family kids were up past their bedtime YET AGAIN.

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See? Here’s Modern Family’s Ariel Winter posing with 50 Cent.

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Salma Hayek aired her pits out.

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Jodie Foster seemed pretty excited about her lifetime achievement award.

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Everyone must pay respect to Harvey Weinstein.

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Leo had better things to be doing.

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Rupert Murdoch hung with Agent Brody.

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Jon Hamm looked guilty of something.

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Evan Lysacek and Missy Franklin discussed technique.

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Heidi Klum posed with some fries.

J-Lo brought her boyfriend around to meet everybody.

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Rachel Zoe let apparently let Rodger Berman grow his hair out for the occasion.

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Bryan Cranston said, “Thanks, but no thanks.”

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Jonah Hill pitched himself for a lead role in the next big Tarantino movie.

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Julie Benz and Nathan Fillion get blinded by the camera’s flash.

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Chris Tucker danced it out.

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Julie Bowen’s face plays peek-a-boo.

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And Amy Poehler continued to look flawless.

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Read more: http://buzzfeed.com/whitneyjefferson/the-golden-globes-after-parties

1. Nick Kroll Loves The Camera…A Lot…A Whole Lot

He better, since he’s on both The League and Kroll Show.

2. Adrienne Curry Was Super Excited

Because she recognized Man Hathaway.

3. AMC’s “Comic Book Men” Had To Psyche Themselves Up

Here’s Walt and Bryan from Comic Book Men simulating a glory hole. Seriously.

4. But Then Kevin Smith Jumped In And They Got Into It…

Mike and Ming with show creator Kevin Smith, demonstrating a favorite gesticulation.

5. Really, REALLY Into It…Guys…Guys…Okay Fine

Kevin Smith getting quite excited with the potential of a GIFerview.

6. We Asked Them What Their Favorite Hand Gestures Were…

Unsurprisingly a popular choice.

7. …As We Did With The Cast Of “The Walking Dead”

The Walking Dead comic creator and show-runner, Robert Kirkman, hanging out with Merle himself, Michael Rooker.

8. Norman Reedus & Gale Anne Hurd Were Paragons Of Sophistication

Gale Anne Hurd, legendary Hollywood filmmaker (and executive producer of The Walking Dead), isn’t afraid to loosen up with Norman Reedus, aka Daryl.

9. Robert Kirkman Loves Michael Rooker. It’s Unrequited. 🙁

Total pros, total bros.

10. Wave Good-Bye To The Internet Chandler Riggs And Andrew Lincoln!

The Walking Dead’s Carl and Rick Grimes, respectively.

11. How Do You Feel About GIFS, living legend Stan Lee?

‘Nuff said.

Read more: http://buzzfeed.com/donnad/best-celebrity-gifs-from-new-york-comic-con

1. Earlier today news broke that Adam Brody and Leighton Meester had gotten hitched in secret.

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2. And now, a picture of Adam Brody in the wild with a wedding ring on!

3. Once more, zoomed in:

4. Long live Blair and Seth!

 

Read more: http://buzzfeed.com/whitneyjefferson/adam-brody-seen-wearing-a-wedding-ring