7. These dumplings aren’t mad about the violence in GTA V, they’re just not that into video games.
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9. This dumpling thinks Grumpy Cat is a depressing example of catsploitation, and kind of hates all memes.
12. This dumpling will never eat a cronut, and is at peace with that.
17. These dumplings have finally admitted to themselves that award shows are a joke.
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